Slumdog Millionaire Parents Are Nice By todd February 27, 2009

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The always great Sun has pictures of 10-year old Slumdog Millionaire actor, Azharuddin Mohammed, being beaten by his father today after the boy refused to be put on display outside his family’s home in the Dharavi slum in Bandra, Mumbai.

Azharuddin, who had been given a day off school, was tired after his long haul flight from LA and prolonged hero’s welcome amid a media scrum yesterday. And when he refused to be put on display outside his home this afternoon, his father lashed out, kicking and slapping him round the face. His mother cried out for him to stop, but Ismail continued to dish out the physical punishment to the child-star. Azharuddin stood up to his dad, flaring the temper of 45-year-old Ismail, who launched himself at the lad shamelessly. Azharuddin yelped out as he tried to evade the older man’s flailing hands and feet. He dashed into the tent that makes up his family home, followed by his father, where the young Slumdog star tried to cower in the corner. Azharuddin grabbed his face in pain and then ran off to cry. “Azharruddin’s father was upset that he was asking to be left alone because he was tired,” said one shocked onlooker. “He didn’t attend school today so that he could recover from his long flight from LA and simply wanted all the attention to stop. “However, when Azharuddin put his foot down and said that was it and there was to be no more talking, Ismail just flipped.”

Wow, last week this kid was walking down the red carpet for the greatest Hollywood event of the year, and today he’s getting beat public in broad daylight by his own father. That’s sad. Also sad? Spell check suggesting “thudding” for this kid’s name. Quite frankly, I found that to be offensive.

The always great Sun has pictures of 10-year old Slumdog Millionaire actor, Azharuddin Mohammed, being beaten by his father today after the boy refused to be put on display outside…

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Tila Tequila is Predictable By todd February 27, 2009

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I think Tila Tequila’s grandfather pulled John McCain out of that plane, so I’m pretty sure she comes from a place where big boobs are a myth. So she came to America to fulfill her life long dream of being a sorta famous slut because nobody told her she looks like should be starring in Pixar’s Miss Saigon. I appreciate the fact that she’s not wearing a bra, but she could have tentacles or unicorn horns sticking out of her chest and it would look more natural than this.

I think Tila Tequila’s grandfather pulled John McCain out of that plane, so I’m pretty sure she comes from a place where big boobs are a myth. So she came…

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Sorry Ladies By todd February 27, 2009

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After dating for almost three years, New England Patriots quarterback(?) Tom Brady and model Gisele Bundchen were married yesterday in Santa Monica. Us Magazine reports:

The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana. Her three dogs also wore matching Dolce & Gabbana floral lace collars….The ceremony — which began at dusk — was “very small and intimate,” a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady’s son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.

Bridget Moynahan was pregnant when Tom Brady started dating Gisele, so I bet this wasn’t awkward. Not at all. When asked for comment, Bridget said, “So let me get this straight. I plug the hose directly into the tailpipe, right?”

After dating for almost three years, New England Patriots quarterback(?) Tom Brady and model Gisele Bundchen were married yesterday in Santa Monica. Us Magazine reports: The bride, 28, donned a…

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Alessandra Ambrosio is Better Than Coffee By todd February 27, 2009

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I was up way too early this morning, so when I finished painting my miniature Civil War figurines (what amazing detail on my Union Mounted Officer! He’s so lifelike!), I decided to use the Internet for what it was intended – to look for pictures of hot chicks in bikinis. Specifically, the insanely hot piece, Alessandra Ambrosio. She just had a baby, but you’d never know. So, enjoy. You know, since you’re not allowed to have coffee at the office anymore, dude. Didn’t you know? Coffee’s for closers only.

I was up way too early this morning, so when I finished painting my miniature Civil War figurines (what amazing detail on my Union Mounted Officer! He’s so lifelike!), I…

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This is More Like It By todd February 26, 2009

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Yes, Marisa Miller is ridiculously hot. I know. Trust me. But put makeup on her and she’s damn near perfect. Just like me when I wear my Superman cape. My grandma says I’m such a handsome boy!

Yes, Marisa Miller is ridiculously hot. I know. Trust me. But put makeup on her and she’s damn near perfect. Just like me when I wear my Superman cape. My…

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Dexter’s Wife is Hot By todd February 26, 2009

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If you haven’t bought Jennifer Carpenter anything for a wedding present yet, you might want to think about deodorant. I don’t know why, but I can’t seem to shake the feeling that it hasn’t been marked off her bridal registry.

Dexter is one of the best things on television right now, but they play brother and sister on the show. C’mon, man:

If you haven’t bought Jennifer Carpenter anything for a wedding present yet, you might want to think about deodorant. I don’t know why, but I can’t seem to shake the…

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Lady Gaga is a Natural Beauty By todd February 26, 2009

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Wow, how does Lady Gaga walk down the street without a noble knight professing his undying love? She must sleep in a glass coffin or have bluebirds and mice help her make a dress because it’s pretty obvious she’s some sort of fairy tale princess.

Wow, how does Lady Gaga walk down the street without a noble knight professing his undying love? She must sleep in a glass coffin or have bluebirds and mice help…

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Danneel Harris Isn’t Octomom By todd February 26, 2009

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There’s been a lot of fug on the site lately, so here’s Danneel Harris in the March issue of Maxim. I’m surprised too, because Maxim is only slightly gayer than Details, but I’ve put than behind me to post the obliterating hotness that is Danneel Harris. I would say more, but I’m trying to get a triple word score in Scrabble and there’s a chick in a bikini right below this, so….

You can see the full version of #1 and #2 here:

There’s been a lot of fug on the site lately, so here’s Danneel Harris in the March issue of Maxim. I’m surprised too, because Maxim is only slightly gayer than…

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Samuel L. Jackson Just Got Paid By todd February 26, 2009

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Samuel L. Jackson, who had a 31 second cameo as S.H.I.E.L.D agent, Nick Fury, in last year’s Iron Man, has just signed an unprecedented nine-picture deal with Marvel Studios to reprise the role. God…wait for it…damn. The Hollywood Reporter says:
The movies include “Iron Man 2,” “Thor,” “Captain America,” “The Avengers” and its sequels. Also on the table is the possibility of toplining a “S.H.I.E.L.D.” movie, which is in development. The actor, repped by ICM and Anonymous Content, made a surprise appearance as Fury at the end of the first “Iron Man,” throwing geeks into a tizzy and showing the first glimpse of Marvel’s plan to link all their slate of movies into one filmic universe.

Holy crap. Lindsay Lohan can’t get a job with the dude in freecreditreport.com commercials yet Samuel L. Jackson can sign a NINE picture deal. Hollywood may not be so bad after all. If I was Samuel L. Jackson, I don’t even know if I would make any more movies after that. However, what I do know, is that my daily planner would include scheduled times for throwing up blood and waking up on top of a pair of 18 year old twins.

Speaking of comic books, here’s Malin Akerman at the UK premiere of Watchmen:

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Awww, Chris Brown is Scared By todd February 26, 2009

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This just in: If you beat up a woman and put her in the hospital, a lot of people are gonna want to kick your ass. in Touch Weekly reports:

“Chris is scared,” says an insider. “Not only did he probably lose his career and his girlfriend, but he’s also fearing for his security and his life.” Chris, 19, who was arrested on February 8 for making criminal threats, has good reason to watch his back. After reports that he allegedly hurt Rihanna during an argument in a parked car, there have been calls for bans on his music as well as those who have vowed to seek revenge. “Chris is a marked man,” a music insider says. “He faces criminal charges and possible jail time, but he’s going to have to deal with Rihanna’s legion of fans and her close-knit friends in the industry.” And the leak of a police photo on February 19 of a bruised and bloodied Rihanna only made things worse. “That photo was the last straw,” the music insider says. “The threats started pouring in the moment that appeared online.”

I live in the South, and let me tell you, if Rihanna did, she’d have at least three older brothers who would have caved this little bitch’s head in at least twice by now. We may not drink pumpkin spice lattes or get penguin egg facials like all the highfalutin people in LA do, but if this happened down here the only thing Chris Brown would be scared of right now is that his morphine drip would run out.

Screw Chris Brown. Mr. T needs to teach him some respect for women. Tell ‘em, Mr. T!!

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