Verne Troyer Was The Prom King

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Today in “There’s No Way In Hell” news, I have just found out that Verne Troyer was crowned the Prom King at his high school. I may have missed something here, but was this dude’s high school surrounded by a moat and guarded by a wise, elderly dragon? Is he a sorcerer? Did he protect the child who grew to bring an end to the evil queen’s rule as foretold in the ancient prophecy? He must have, because that would be the only way that this picture would make any fucking sense.

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