Hey, Dave here. If that European sub-atomic collider actually smashes molecules together and discover the graviton, I suggest we use that technology to enhance breasts. No more sagging, no more wear-n-tear from bra-less, flapping days of yore.
Doutzen Kroes and the Victoria Secret people already have the next best thing figured out: the transparent bra. It’s good for providing support and areola-peeping. And I loves me some peeping. I have subpoenas that say so.