She Tried To Be Sexy And Failed

Why Fran Drescher would think that her sexy-pose was going to drop jaws at whatever event was unimportant enough for Fran Drescher to be invited is a mystery to me. The real tragedy here is that I thought her flesh-colored bra was a 51-year-old areola, so I prematurely dumped 409 in my eyes.

Yeah, it stung, and I’ll be partially blind for a few days, but better safe than sorry.

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