Salma Hayek Reaches Into The Past


Last Night, Salma Hayek was making weird poses at the 2008 National Board Of Review Of Motion Pictures Awards Gala and showing off her post-mommy boobs in a gold strapless number.

Which got us thinking: those boobs are great, but my mammary memory is only so good. What if childbirth really didn’t bless us with better Salma Hayek boobs?

So, I took it upon myself to track down pictures of Salma attending a premiere for 54, the Studio 54 movie, from 1998.

Verdict: Boobs are better on younger Salma, but bonus points for no longer donning her tranny makeup for events. If that really is her style, she was probably impregnated with a bag over her head.

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