Barack Obama doesn’t fear terrorism, but he does fear filling up on Johnny Cakes before the peach cobbler is served.
Rip Torn knows the ground isn’t level, and here I thought it was just me this whole time. [DListed]
This horrible album cover better be the last we ever hear of Sanjaya, or I’m calling immigration like the bigot I’ve always feared I am. [Seriously?OMG!WTF?]
Kristin Cavallari‘s 80s costume must have come with authentic 80s cocaine. [Hollywood Tuna]
What George Clooney would look like if we lost all respect for him [CityRag]
PETA begs Bristol Palin to give peas a chance. Meanwhile, I just killed a koala by choking it with my fist. [Celebitchy]
Pink would give Carey Hart away if he married again. Good news, because it’s not like he’ll fetch top dollar. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Don’t you just want to shove something in Reese Witherspoon‘s mouth when she opens it like that? [Just Jared]