Man With Bluetooth Notices Jack Bauer’s Idiot Offspring

Elisha Cuthbert is a hot girl with a penchant for dating hockey players, but even before she was The Girl Next Door, she was Kim Bauer on the first season of 24, and she chose to get into the car with the strange mountain man, simply because she had seen a cougar in the woods mere minutes before. This, of course, leads to Ms. Bauers rape and murder.

Kim will be back at the end of the current season of 24, Day 7, seeing Jack in Washington DC. There’s a little bit of a spoiler to her return, which you can read here, but one thing is for certain: Kim Bauer will remain and idiot.

When you see a cougar, make yourself big, do not get into the car with the mountain man while your father is fighting terrorism.

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