If somebody could tell me what exactly is supposed to be hot about these pictures of Lindsay Lohan in Miami on Wednesday, I’d appreciate it. I mean, I see a chick with big tits and long hair in a bikini, but it’s not doing anything for me. Maybe it’s because her waist looks like my nephew’s. Or maybe it’s because of her creepy high bellybutton. Or the freckles. Or maybe I just realize it’s Lindsay Lohan and her vagina probably looks like Stargate. So many possibilities. Help me ponder them, won’t you?