Kim Kardashian Can Relate



As reality has taught this week, Jessica Simpson is fat. As magic and denial have taught this week, Jessica Simpson is a size 2. As we’re learning now, Kim Kardashian wants us to leave Jessica Simpson alone. No thanks. People says:
In an exclusive interview with PEOPLE Wednesday, Kardashian, 28, said, “Call me crazy, but when I saw the picture [of Simpson performing Jan. 25 in Pembroke Pines, Fla.], I was like, ‘Oh my God, Jessica looks hot!’ “ Kardashian, whose E! reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians returns in March, says she has no issues whatsoever with Simpson’s outfit, which many critics slammed. “I actually love the outfit. I think she looks amazing. I love high-waisted jeans, I loved that belt, and her hair looked fabulous.” Adds Kardashian, who’s attending the Super Bowl this weekend with football player beau Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints, “I get that she does look curvier, but to me, there’s nothing wrong it.” No stranger herself to barbs about her own curvy physique, Kardashian says, “It doesn’t really bother me anymore. I love curves. Being super skinny just isn’t attractive to me. When I saw that picture, I knew everyone was going to say something. And I thought, ‘You know what? Leave Jessica alone!’ She’s fabulous, she’s a really sweet girl, and I admire her for putting up with it.”

Can somebody let me know when “fat” became “curvy”? I don’t get it. And since when did the only body type options for women become having flies in your eyes or having diabetes? No dude wants to see a chick’s rib bones and no dude wants to see a chick sucking the marrow out her barbecue rib bones. Not everything has to be taken to the extreme to make your point. Like the time I gave Jessica Biel a heart for Valentine’s Day. Now that I think about it, that homeless guy did seem really attached to it.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush last night:

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