Kate Hudson’s Still On The Beach

Kate Hudson’s beach vacation still seems to be going on, and Bride Wars is still in theaters. She doesn’t have a lot of respect for her career, which is totally fine with me, because I kind of have a thing for women that don’t respect themselves. They have low standards, like me. Women with low career standards get to star in movies with Anne Hathaway, men with low career standards work at Jiffy Lube as a cashier. Don’t ask what my high school job was…

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