Isla Fisher, who probably grabbed your attention in Wedding Crashers and – if you have ovaries – will probably recapture your attention in this years Confessions of A Shopaholic will be on the cover of the newest Allure.
She’s been dating Sacha Baron Cohen and the two have a child, which means marriage is probably on its way. But for a post-baby body, you can’t do much better than Fisher. She’s so hot you can keep her at the foot of your bed to warm your feet in the winter.
She has to be alive to do that, so it’s technically slavery not kidnapping.
Check out Allure.com if you want to see some behind-the-scenes photos of this shoot. Or don’t, see if I care.