Hotness Might Be Black And White

Touche, Kristin Stewart of the twilight franchise. You may be a pot-smoking teenage star, on top of the world with a profitable franchise ahead of you, but you are not always attractive. It seems that if you drain all the color out of your face and apply enough make-up you become passably hot, but with equal black-and-white-photography and copious amounts of makeup, so would a shaved orangutan.

You can tell this is Kristin Stewart and not an orangutan, by the beak-like nose.

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