There was a time back in 1991 where I would have sold my parents into slavery to go down on Stephanie Seymour. Unfortunately, it’s now 2008. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still kinda hot, but I probably wouldn’t sell my mother for a piece now. Especially since I found out that she bought me the sweater I wanted for Christmas. It has puppies and baby ducks in Santa hats! How cute!