Solange Knowles is Better

Of course they’re both overrated, pretentious bitches, but since we all know that chicks should be judged by their bodies and their bodies alone, Solange Knowles is way better than Beyonce. I really don’t have any number in front of me, but I think it’s mostly because Beyonce looks like a centaur from the waist down. If you spray painted Beyonce purple she could show up at birthday parties and teach kids about the value of sharing and having good manners.

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