All you really need to know about Katy Perry is in this video. A self-aware, spastic white chick in a Build-A-Bear sailor outfit trying to dance like Beyonce with a room full of people acting like it’s the greatest thing in the world. Here’s the thing, it’s not. In fact, it’s just as annoying as everything else this chick does. She has big tits and good producers. The last time I checked, that doesn’t make you a relevant musical artist. That makes you a fad. She’s like a Rubik’s cube or the time when people thought the Earth was flat. Unlike Katy Perry’s ass, we all see how that turned out.
Katy Perry in France on Nov. 18th: