Britney Spears Has a New Boyfriend

Britney Spears is a borderline personality and mother of two who a court decided sucked at life so they appointed her father to make sure she didn’t attack a car with an umbrella or hold her kids hostage again, so it was only a matter of time before the gentleman callers came calling. Aww yeah, baby! The lucky guy this time is Indian choreographer and Bollywood dance instructor, Sandip Soparrkar (this handsome devil). The pair met at a party thrown by Madonna earlier this year, and Britney liked him so much that she hired him to choreograph her Womanizer video. Then bang him of course. Mirror reports:
Britney, 27, even flew to Jodhpur for a romantic three-day Christmas break with Sandip who is a pin-up in his native India. The couple, who have been dating for three weeks, exchanged homemade pressies under the tree. Our source reveals: “It’s early days but their romance is going from strength to strength. Britney and Sandip tried to keep their reunion in India hush-hush as they’re determined to have a relationship just like any other couple. Sandip is very down to earth and keeps Britney grounded. He’s also quite spiritual and sensitive, which is a side of him she adores. For Christmas, Sandip – or Sandy as Britney calls him – presented her with a traditional Indian sari. She wore it during a candlelit dinner. The pair were whispering and giggling all night. Sandy ordered local delicacies including chicken tikka and a cottage cheese curry. Britney was nicking the dough balls from his plate. It was really cute.”

Man, this could actually work. Britney wrapped in a sheet that’s supposed to be clothes and eating food off other people’s plates? Wow. Sounds like Britney just found true love.

When they break up after Britney tries to put curry on this dude’s cat, and she will, Britney should totally remake this song. How romantic!

Britney photoshopped in the January 2009 issue of Glamour:

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