The lesbian love affair of our lifetime has been on rocky lately, and now in a last ditch effort to save it, Lindsay and Samantha have entered couples counseling. Awww. Page Six reports:
“Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson “are fighting like cats and dogs,” according to our source. “They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other. “Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, ‘Is this worth it?’”…”Lindsay is high-maintenance and a lot to deal with,” another insider divulged. “And Sam has always dealt with her. But it isn’t easy.” Lohan – who insists she is not a lesbian despite her relationship with Ronson – “will go straight back to guys” if she and Ronson do split, said one source. Rumors of her flirting with Chase Crawford and her ex-boyfriend Calum Best add fuel to the combustible situation.”
Yeah, couples counseling. That should work. Couples counselors are known the world over for turning straight people gay. Because that’s what it’s gonna take for this relationship to work. Samantha Ronson needs to face it, Lindsay is hot for cock. There’s no way to fix that. The only way Samantha is gonna keep dating Lindsay is if she can find a way to magically transform herself into a battleship full on Navy soldiers.