Leonardo and the Titanic are Somewhere in Here

Asian people all look alike, and since they get so bored looking at mirror images of themselves all the time they do super weird things like turning toilets into aquariums. They like fish. They don’t like toilets. I know someone who lived in Japan for a while and his toilet was a hole in the floor, and he wasn’t even in jail. Those squinties are still smarter than me, so that’s why I’m mad at them for raising my sushi in a toilet.

By the way, this is a random post about nothing involving celebrities, so feel free to talk about random crap, and toilets.

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