Halloween lets chicks release their inner whore, but Kate Beckinsale always manages to be super hot without looking like her father left when she was a child so now she’s insecure and craves attention, so that’s cool. That is until you realize she’s photographed trick-or-treating with her husband and daughter every year. Is this a coincidence? Does she call the paps ahead of time? Am I gonna pass this paternity test? So many unanswered questions! So many mysteries!