Amy Winehouse is Single



Oh, yeah. You heard that right. Amy Winehouse single, baby! Awww, yeah. Page Six reports:

“Amy Winehouse says her marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil is kaput, according to Britain’s News of the World. The drug-addled singer says her husband left her for a blond German model, Sophie Schandorff. “It’s over,” the tabloid quoted Winehouse as saying. “There’s no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for sex.” And, according to one of her pals, also quoted by the newspaper, it wasn’t ordinary sex. “Just like they were with drugs, they pushed themselves to the limit,” said the unnamed friend. “They were into threesomes. It was Blake’s idea, but Amy said she’d been with women before so it wasn’t a problem. And the pair of them were into some real kinky stuff, not just the usual bondage and sex games but really gross stuff you couldn’t mention in a newspaper.”

Jesus, a threesome with Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil? That’s not sex, that’s something you’d be forced to do in one of the Saw movies if you wanted to unlock the bear trap around your head.

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