Serena Williams and Common (a.k.a. Lonnie Rashid Lynn) had themselves a little staged surfing photo op yesterday in Hawaii. This proves that black people can swim and that Serena Williams isn’t a scary monster. Well, the first one is still up in the air, but the second one? No.
She’s the scary dog at the dog park. She’s the one who should have been on the Large Dogs side, but her stupid owner put her in the Small Dogs side just to win. And by “win” I mean get injected with steroids and corner all the cute dogs, eat them, and steal their toys. Sexy, right?