John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John flew into LAX for the ceremony celebrating the inaugural flight of Qantus Airlines’ Airbus A38 yesterday for some reason. I guess because John Travolta is a pilot and Olivia Newton-John is a stewardess now, I don’t know. I’m only posting these because John Travolta looks like a gay cruise activities director and because his hair looks retarded. If he expects us to believe that his butt is the only thing on his body that’s seen a plug, he’s kidding himself. Uh huh, that’s right. I went there.