Gemma Arterton is the Winner

The world premiere of the new James Bond flick, Quantum of Solace, was last night, and based on this ballot I just made with my printer and this glitter, Gemma Arterton won the Kick Ass Dress Award. It only works because she’s skinny and hot. If Britney Spears or Hayden Panettiere wore this they might just want to be photographed from the side, because anywhere else and people might think they skinned Barney.

Studies have shown that men are more attracted to women who wear red, so Olga Kurylenko, the new Bond Girl, is apparently taking this way too far. She’s like a T-Rex with a laser cannon. Yes, we know you’re already hot, let’s not overdo it.

I sure am glad there isn’t a law against banging 44-year old women, because Elle MacPherson is probably the hottest thing I’ve seen all day, no matter what this guy on television is saying about his selection of used cars.

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