Australian supermodel, Elle Macpherson, has found love again after she split from her billionaire fiance, Arpad Busson, in 2005. His name is Brian Burgess, 56. He’s a British businessman who enjoys layered haircuts and aviator shades. Oh yeah, and he once served 4 years in prison for smuggling cocaine. Congratulations! The Daily Mail reports:
“The pair met when Miss Macpherson hired Mr. Burgess’s removal company, Aussie Man & Van, to move from London’s Notting Hill to nearby Ladbroke Grove this summer….Mr Burgess was found guilty of drug trafficking in the New South Wales District Court in 1996 after he tried to smuggle 2kg of cocaine inside hollowed-out books. While he was in the U.S. he is said to have used at least two aliases, Luke Dalton and Brian Stirgess. Mr Burgess had lived in Australia from the age of 17 after emigrating from the UK. He left behind a wife and three young children when he was deported to England after serving out his sentence.”
Whatever, guys who sell drugs get all the chicks. Especially when they can’t pay. Like when Constance couldn’t afford the crushed up Sudafed I was selling at my 7th grade dance. Well, hello there, Constance. How you doin?