Keeley Hazell Wins Halloween By todd October 31, 2008

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Keeley Hazell has big tits. So for Halloween she’s a witch with big tits. I’m not gonna lie, if more witches looked like this then Wicca might take off. As it stands right now, recycling chicks with green hair and fresh cut marks don’t really resonate with my penis.

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Keeley Hazell has big tits. So for Halloween she’s a witch with big tits. I’m not gonna lie, if more witches looked like this then Wicca might take off. As…

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Happy Hallinkween By jenny October 31, 2008
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Jessica Alba has her body back [Lainey Gossip]
Suri Cruise is not amused [Dlisted]
Aubrey O’Day is a hippie with fake boobs [Hollywood Tuna]
Snoop Dogg is super stoned with babes [Hollywood Rag]
Reese and Jake are still together [Popsugar]
Britney Spears cameltoe of the future [City Rag]
Cheryl Tweedy drops some cleavage [Popoholic]
Kate Hudson flees paparazzi [Just Jared]
Carole Bouquet is topless (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Olivia Munn is getting hosed [Egotastic]
Natalie Portman is on set [Socialite Life]
Cat Flushing the Toilet [College Humor]
Annalynne McCord is a clown in leather leggings (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Shauna Sand dressed as herself for Halloween:

Jessica Alba has her body back [Lainey Gossip] Suri Cruise is not amused [Dlisted] Aubrey O’Day is a hippie with fake boobs [Hollywood Tuna] Snoop Dogg is super stoned with…

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Mariah Carey is a Fireman By todd October 31, 2008

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I really hope you didn’t think Mariah Carey wasn’t going as anything else other than something with the word “slutty” in front of it for Halloween, because, if you did, you’re kinda dumb. Being slutty is Mariah Carey’s thing. I appreciate the fact that her interpretation of a fireman wears lip gloss and a garter belt, but I wonder what can she tell me about house evacuation plans or the most effective way to install a smoke alarm? Shame on you, Mariah. Shame. On. You.

I really hope you didn’t think Mariah Carey wasn’t going as anything else other than something with the word “slutty” in front of it for Halloween, because, if you did,…

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Kim Kardashian is Wonder Woman By todd October 31, 2008

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Kim Kardashian attended a Halloween party at the Stone Rose Lounge in Beverly Hills last night dressed as Wonder Woman. I don’t want to get into specifics here, but wasn’t Wonder Woman an Amazon princess with super speed and reflexes? Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t recall her weaknesses being cupcakes and black dudes.

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Kim Kardashian attended a Halloween party at the Stone Rose Lounge in Beverly Hills last night dressed as Wonder Woman. I don’t want to get into specifics here, but wasn’t…

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Kate Moss is Frightening By todd October 31, 2008

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The good thing about being Kate Moss is that for Halloween, you really don’t have to waste a lot of money on a costume. You can just go as yourself. Like she did at LAX yesterday. Jesus. This is a model? If I saw this in the airport I wouldn’t want to take its picture, I’d want to find it’s hive and kill its queen.

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The good thing about being Kate Moss is that for Halloween, you really don’t have to waste a lot of money on a costume. You can just go as yourself….

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Kate Moss Nipples Again By todd October 30, 2008

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The world’s unlikeliest supermodel left the The Ivy in London a couple weeks ago in a see through dress. Wow, exciting. Kate Moss’ nipples. One time a stray dog had some puppies in the woods behind my house. This kinda reminds me of that.

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The world’s unlikeliest supermodel left the The Ivy in London a couple weeks ago in a see through dress. Wow, exciting. Kate Moss’ nipples. One time a stray dog had…

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Sophie Monk Wants Attention By todd October 30, 2008

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It’s unclear why Sophie Monk was posing as she was leaving the New Wave Entertainment building yesterday, but I guess she kinda has to at this point. Because posing is probably the best way to draw attention away from her face. I’m not saying she looks like a chipmunk, but I probably wouldn’t let her around my firewood.

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It’s unclear why Sophie Monk was posing as she was leaving the New Wave Entertainment building yesterday, but I guess she kinda has to at this point. Because posing is…

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Gemma Arterton is the Winner By todd October 30, 2008

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The world premiere of the new James Bond flick, Quantum of Solace, was last night, and based on this ballot I just made with my printer and this glitter, Gemma Arterton won the Kick Ass Dress Award. It only works because she’s skinny and hot. If Britney Spears or Hayden Panettiere wore this they might just want to be photographed from the side, because anywhere else and people might think they skinned Barney.

Studies have shown that men are more attracted to women who wear red, so Olga Kurylenko, the new Bond Girl, is apparently taking this way too far. She’s like a T-Rex with a laser cannon. Yes, we know you’re already hot, let’s not overdo it.

I sure am glad there isn’t a law against banging 44-year old women, because Elle MacPherson is probably the hottest thing I’ve seen all day, no matter what this guy on television is saying about his selection of used cars.

The world premiere of the new James Bond flick, Quantum of Solace, was last night, and based on this ballot I just made with my printer and this glitter, Gemma…

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Katie Holmes is Frightening By todd October 30, 2008

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Hey, remember when Katie Holmes used to be all cute and bubbly? I don’t what adjective you’d use now. Maybe something like, “AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!” The Daily Mail says:

“The long hours of theatre work appeared to be taking their toll on Katie Holmes as the actress was pictured in New York looking gaunt and worn out. The 29-year-old, dressed all-in-black with a bright orange handbag, appeared to be feeling the strain as she returned to the Gerard Schoenfeld theatre in Broadway for rehearsals.”

There are no words to describe how much this chick has changed. Remember her in Batman Begins? Yeah, that was 2005. The policeman who got turned into Robocop didn’t change this much.

Hey, remember when Katie Holmes used to be all cute and bubbly? I don’t what adjective you’d use now. Maybe something like, “AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!” The Daily Mail says: “The long hours…

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Danielle Lloyd is Puffy By todd October 30, 2008

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I don’t want to assume that Danielle Lloyd has had lip injections, so I’m gonna guess either she was attacked by a swarm of bees or she was exposed to some kind of radiation. I don’t know what type of radiation exactly, but apparently her superpowers include the ability to drain testicles. Up, up, and away!

I don’t want to assume that Danielle Lloyd has had lip injections, so I’m gonna guess either she was attacked by a swarm of bees or she was exposed to…

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