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This duck stalked me all weekend last weekend. It’s a creek duck and I’m not divulging its location because I fear for my safety. This crazy duck followed me everywhere I went and I didn’t even give him bread. I thought about giving him bread to make him go away, but this duck was different…smart…worthy of a Disney movie, like the pig from the spider web movie. I’m pretty sure the stalker duck killed that rock, so it was a life or death situation. I pulled my AK-47 and sprayed stalkerduck all over the creek.

That’s right, bitches. I keeps it real.

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