Lindsay is pretending be a lesbian, but apparently Samantha Ronson has fallen in love. And by “love,” I mean she’s telling anyone who will listen that she plans to marry Lindsay Lohan within six months. The Sun UK reports:
Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.” She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”
Whatever. I’m only half joking when I say I hope these two get trapped in a collapsed coal mine, so the only reason for this post was to put up more Lindsay sag at the VMAs. It’s pretty clear that Lindsay should always wear a bra. If she walks out like this again, I’d fully expect to see a cop wrap her tits in that tape you see at crime scenes.