In the October issue of Complex magazine, Aubrey O’Day doesn’t go into detail about her recent plastic surgery shopping spree, but good news, she tells us other stuff. Stuff like having sex on her period and masturbating to porn. OK, sure. Why not?
Well, when you’re out at clubs, you must get approached in an aggressive way.
Aubrey O’Day: I think urban guys look at me and are like, “Here’s the white girl I’m gonna fuck.”
Good answer. So when people hear you’re best friends with Jenna Jameson, they think-
Aubrey O’Day: -I’m going to do sex tapes and porn. Jenna and I never even talk about porn. I think one time Jenna and I had a conversation about having sex on your period.
Oh, running a red light?
Aubrey O’Day: Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”
Still, the first time…
Aubrey O’Day: Yeah, that’s what I was saying.
I guess you could just throw a towel down.
Aubrey O’Day: Ha! Yeah, I’m totally a towel girl. [Laughs.]
Is this an uncomfortable subject?
Aubrey O’Day: Oh, it’s fine. I love talking about my period.
Well, I suppose it’s something that can be broached with-
Aubrey O’Day: -someone you trust. Or you could just have anal sex.
Is it weird watching your BFF?
Aubrey O’Day: I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible. [Ed.-Jenna famously only lets men in the front door, so we’re guessing Aubrey’s a little confused about the title. Up and Cummers #11, maybe?]”
Man, and I thought Aubrey O’Day was an attention whore who would do and say anything to make people want to give her a second thought. But as it turns out, she’s an attention whore who would do and say anything to make people want to give her a second thought who also likes anal and period sex. I think I may have jumped to conclusions.