Phoebe Price is a Lady By todd September 30, 2008

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I don’t see why people are so uptight about Phoebe Price getting her panties adjusted in full view of photographers by some dude under her dress, but those people need to chill out. Open a history book. Queen Elizabeth and Jacqueline Kennedy were well known for doing this all the time. Some people can’t handle this kind of elegance.

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I don’t see why people are so uptight about Phoebe Price getting her panties adjusted in full view of photographers by some dude under her dress, but those people need…
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Aubrey O’Links By jenny September 30, 2008


Elizabeth Hurley covers up for money [Hollywood Tuna]
Rumer Willis has orange hair (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Gemma Atkinson has a calendar [Popoholic]
Dita Von Teese has an extra homo top hat [Dlisted]
Jessica Simpson is still trying to help the Cowboys lose [Just Jared]
Russell Crowe looks like Kirstie Alley [City Rag]
Tom Cruise and Stepford Kate have another photo-op dinner [Popsugar]
The chipmunk from The Hills in more staged bikini photos [Egotastic]
Britney Spears is lying about her sex tape [Hollywood Rag]
Salma Hayek and her baby daddy are spending time together [Lainey Gossip]
Kendra Wilkinson flashes her implants again (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
The Gossip Girl boys do Details [Socialite Life]
The Dark Bailout [College Humor]

Banner photo: Aubrey O’Day making out with her dog a couple days ago.

Elizabeth Hurley covers up for money [Hollywood Tuna] Rumer Willis has orange hair (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather] Gemma Atkinson has a calendar [Popoholic] Dita Von Teese has an extra homo…

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Janet Jackson is in the Hospital By todd September 30, 2008

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Janet Jackson was rushed to Canada emergency room this weekend after she became ill before the Montreal stop on her “Rock Witchu” tour. People reports:

The singer “got suddenly ill during the sound check” before her concert in Montreal and had to be rushed to the hospital, according to a statement released by W&W Public Relations. Jackson, 42, is being monitored at the hospital, and hopes to reschedule the show. No further information was given about Jackson’s condition.”

This makes the second time that Janet Jackson has been mysteriously rushed to the hospital this year, and coincidentally, this will also make the second time I say this bitch is on steroids. Because when the “details” come out and say it was the flu, and they will, try to count how many times you’ve have to call an ambulance because you’ve had the flu. Now count how many times you’ve seen Janet Jackson look like this when she didn’t have an album out then count how many times you’ve seen Janet Jackson look like this when she did have an album out. Guess what? A treadmill and a salmon filet won’t do that. Steroids will. They may also make you go to the hospital, because apparently your heart doesn’t like it when you lose 150 pounds overnight. Like Janet does. You could be fed through a wood chipper or become Apache Chief and control your weight better than Janet Jackson.

Janet Jackson was rushed to Canada emergency room this weekend after she became ill before the Montreal stop on her “Rock Witchu” tour. People reports: The singer “got suddenly ill…

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Megan Fox is a Great Actress By todd September 30, 2008

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Promo stills for Megan Fox’s new movie, How To Lose Friends and Alienate People, have been coming out for a while now, but most of them have included Kirsten Dunst, so good thing for the producers of this movie that I’m morally obligated to post anything including “Megan Fox” and “bra.” I’m not gonna lie, though. These pictures hold a little bit of sentimental value for me. Look at that banner picture. Now imagine me standing next to Megan Fox pulling up my pants and feigning modesty, and this is exactly what my dreams have looked like for the past two years.

Promo stills for Megan Fox’s new movie, How To Lose Friends and Alienate People, have been coming out for a while now, but most of them have included Kirsten Dunst,…

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Britney Spears Has a Sex Tape By jenny September 29, 2008

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Adnan Ghalib, one of the greasy douche paparazzi who Britney Spears was humping for a while, is admitting he owns a sex tape starring Britney Spears which they made during this Mexico trip, and of course it’s for sale. The Sun reports:

Adnan Ghalib, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he WILL sell the tape for the right price. He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. “Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further. An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico. Adnan added: I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

Gosh, I hope this tape is the Scratch-N-Sniff kind! Can you imagine how that room smelled? I’m thinking it was a blend of Drakkar Noir and low tide. Or maybe it’s litter box and bat cave? Whatever it is, it’s sexy, and worth every bit of the nothing I’m offering Adnan for it.

Update: 97.9 KISSFM in Jacksonville, FL has pictures of what they claim might be pictures from this sex tape. They say:

Now we can not confirm nor deny that these are Britney, but about six months ago, someone leaked these pictures, stating they were from Adnan, after a trip to Mexico. If you remember back then, she did have dark hair.”

So here’s who may or may not be Britney looking like a soaking wet crack whore in a cheap hotel bathtub. She has the ugly wrist tattoo(s?), the blackish hair (when she wasn’t wearing the pink wig), the belly piercing, and what looks like a C-section scar, but we’ll leave it for you to decide.

Update: Images removed per request of 97.9 KISSFM.

Note: The NSFW photos are being used with permission and are courtesy of 97.9 KISSFM. They have more pictures on their site so check them out.

Britney double fisting Frappuccinos a couple days ago:

Adnan Ghalib, one of the greasy douche paparazzi who Britney Spears was humping for a while, is admitting he owns a sex tape starring Britney Spears which they made during…

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Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Got Married By todd September 29, 2008

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Scarlett Johansson, 23, and her fiance of six months, Ryan Reynolds, 31, were married this weekend in Canada. Awww.Us Magazine says:

The wedding took place Saturday evening at a remote wilderness resort outside Vancouver. Guests included Scarlett’s mother, Melanie Sloan, and her brother, Adrian Johansson. Johansson, 23, and Reynolds, 31, who had been dating since Spring 2007, announced their engagement on May 5, the day the actress flashed a three-carat diamond ring estimated to be worth about $30,000 at the Met Costume Ball Gala.”

Three carats? That can’t be right. Scarlett’s rack is worth a good solid five.

Scarlett Johansson, 23, and her fiance of six months, Ryan Reynolds, 31, were married this weekend in Canada. Awww.Us Magazine says: The wedding took place Saturday evening at a remote…

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Jinxica Simpson Strikes Again By jenny September 29, 2008

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The Dallas Cowboys lost on Sunday to the most evil of all teams to ever grace the NFL, and guess whose fault it was? Yep, big nose and her number nine jersey. Shouldn’t she be opening up for Starland Vocal Band at a pumpkin patch or shopping at a dumb dog accessory boutique? There must be something Dallas Cowboys fans can help busy her with to keep her far away from their team. I hear the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean is beautiful this time of year. Hey, you might even see the Titanic! How cool!

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Traci Bingham Has Nipples By todd September 29, 2008

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I don’t know what the Macy’s Passport Gala is, but apparently it’s where intellectuals go to discuss the effects that predatory lending and sub-prime mortgages have on our nation’s financial system. I’m sure Traci Bingham proposed several key action items that will protect taxpayers and limit executive pay.

These might be NSFW:

I don’t know what the Macy’s Passport Gala is, but apparently it’s where intellectuals go to discuss the effects that predatory lending and sub-prime mortgages have on our nation’s financial…

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Heather Locklear Got Arrested By todd September 29, 2008

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Heather Locklear was arrested Saturday night after witnesses called police because Locklear was driving erratically and loudly revving her engine when leaving a parking lot in Montecito, California. Witnesses say she also backed over a pair of sunglasses several times. Why? TMZ reports:

A resident reported Heather was “driving erratically” while pulling out of a parking lot. The California Highway Patrol then found Locklear’s car parked on a state highway and blocking a lane. After talking with her, the officer determined she was under the influence of something and arrested her. She was tested for drugs and alcohol. As we first reported, law enforcement tells us alcohol was not a factor. They are conducting drug tests. She was released without having to post bail.”

If I move to California I’m buying a jetpack or Falkor, because there’s no way in hell I’m driving on the same road as these lunatic actors in Hollywood. Seriously, I’m only half joking when I say I’d rather be in a cavalcade and driving by a book repository than walking across the street in L.A.

Heather acting crazy and shocking back in June:

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Heather Locklear was arrested Saturday night after witnesses called police because Locklear was driving erratically and loudly revving her engine when leaving a parking lot in Montecito, California. Witnesses say…

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So Long Paul Newman By todd September 28, 2008
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Legendary actor, WWII veteran, and renowned philanthropist, Paul Newman, succumbed to cancer at his home on Friday. He was 83. AP reports:

A spokeswoman for screen legend Paul Newman says the actor has died at age 83. Spokeswoman Marni Tomljanovic says Newman died Friday of cancer. No other details were immediately available. Newman was nominated for Academy Awards 10 times, winning a regular Oscar in 1987 for “The Color of Money” and two honorary ones. He was equally at home in comedies such as “The Sting” and dramas such as “Hud.” He sometimes teamed with his wife, Joanne Woodward, also an Oscar winner for the 1957 film “Three Faces of Eve.”

This happened on Friday, but we can’t go without acknowledging the fact that the world just lost one of greatest actors and human beings of the last 100 years. Meanwhile, Britney Spears just lost the cap to her Mountain Dew. Screw you, Death.




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Legendary actor, WWII veteran, and renowned philanthropist, Paul Newman, succumbed to cancer at his home on Friday. He was 83. AP reports: A spokeswoman for screen legend Paul Newman says…

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