Hey, remember when nobody knew who the hell Samantha Ronson was then she started licking on Lindsay Lohan and all of a sudden she was a famous DJ? Yeah, Michael Lohan has a theory about that. The Sun reports:
Lindsay Lohan’s dad has launched a stinging attack on her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson….Michael said: “I’ve shut up about this long enough. Samantha is using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at my wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest. Let’s just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realises who the people using her are.”..”Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse. Sam is using my daughter. My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife Dina knows it. She just isn’t doing anything about it.”
You hear that, world? Michael Lohan is at his wit’s end. Watch out. There’s no telling what might happen now. Oh yeah, I know, he’ll keep feigning interest in his daughter’s well-being and talking to the media until he gets his own reality show that he so desperately craves. I’m not entirely sure how he hides his fangs or walks around in daylight, so I’m wondering if a stake would work. Hey, can’t hurt to try!
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