Kristen Bell is painfully cute and adorable, so the only thing I can think of is that her father abandoned her as a child, leaving her an empty void of endless need. Because, let’s be honest here, that’s really the only way Dax Shepard could get with this. He looks like he should be mixing paint at Lowe’s, not dating a Hollywood actress. You know what else looks wrong? My chicken carbonara sub. I said no tomatoes, bitch!
If there is a dorkier way to put on sunscreen, please feel free to let us know: