John Mayer Talks About Jennifer Aniston



Last week, the news broke that John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston because she was desperate, then Aniston’s publicist planted a story that it was actually Aniston who dumped Mayer because he was a cheater (and she had already moved on with a male model!). Now, in his first comments since the breakup, Mayer says he dropped her ass another reason: FOX News says:

John Mayer ended his relationship with Jennifer Aniston because they had “different chemistry,” he told reporters Saturday after working out at an Equinox Gym in New York’s SoHo neighborhood. “People are different, people have different chemistry,” said Mayer. “I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.” And before the rumors begin, Mayer said firmly: “There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing.” He also offered praise for his ex. “Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met.”

Please don’t think that Mayer believes Aniston really is the smartest and most sophisticated he’s ever met. Please. Don’t. He’s just saying this shit to be nice. Jennifer Aniston is boring. In fact, this story would have been more exciting if John Mayer was talking about a fish tank.

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