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She’s also fat. The Daily Mail reports:
Jennifer Lopez has been training hard for a triathlon, and it certainly showed as she arrived at a charity event in Colorado last night. The singer, who gave birth to twins Max and Emme just six months ago, put her slimline figure on display in its glory in a figure-hugging red frock. But it appears the singer forgot to spray deodorant before leaving the house, with unsightly underarm sweat patches proving a distraction from her otherwise immaculate ensemble.”
Yeah, I can’t wait to see Jennifer Lopez in that triathlon, because apparently she can’t walk five feet without sweating like a migrant worker. The only way Jennifer Lopez is gonna win this thing is if the judges somehow manage to count the number of clean plates she got at the buffet. Ooh, look! Brownies!