Jennifer Aniston Got New Lips



Yeah, what the headline said. The Daily Mail reports:

Her 40th birthday is just six months away and she is dating a handsome rock star almost a decade her junior. So Jennifer Aniston must be feeling the pressure to look her best. The former Friends actress has, it appears, made some slight adjustments to her famous face. She seems to have had her lips ‘re-engineered’ with a series of plumping injections. The work apparently took place in early July, after Miss Aniston ducked out of sight in the weeks before the birth of her ex-husband Brad Pitt’s twins with Angelina Jolie. ‘It seems obvious she had some work done,’ a close friend said, noting her lips had a ‘stiff, unnatural pucker that just didn’t fit the rest of her face’.”

Of course this isn’t Aniston’s first surgery, but it doesn’t really matter, because she could get a million surgeries and still be completely average in every possible way. She’s can’t act, she’s a bitch in interviews, her movies suck, and she should get on her knees every fucking night and thank whoever had to be killed in that voodoo satanic sacrificial ceremony for her to ever be considered an A-list movie star. On the other hand, I really like oatmeal cookies. So soft, so chewy.

Dude look like a lady:

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