You almost have to sell your children to be able to afford gas right now, but in these trying economic times, just be glad you’re not as bad off as Diddy. His tale of uncommon sacrifice in the face of such tragedy is truly inspiring. He says:
Gas prices are too motherfucking high. As you know, I do own my own jet and I have been having flying back and forth to LA pursuing my acting career. Now, if I’m flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that’s like $200,000 or $250,000 round trip. FUCK that. I’m back on American Airlines right now. Ok? Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look. I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if you could all please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it. But right now, can you believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That’s how high gas prices are ok, so I feel you. Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down.”
Being shot in the stomach or the knee cap are supposedly the most excruciatingly painful places to get shot. Just throwing that out there.
Speaking of shooting, here’s Diddy getting rushed out of a the Dreams ATL club in Atlanta earlier this month after gunfire erupted inside: