Shia LaBeouf flipped his truck on a city street because he was drunk, but he lives in L.A., so the police gave him a massage and a pedicure at the scene, but exactly how drunk was he? Um, very. Page Six says:
Moments before he got in a crash Saturday night that ended with him being charged with DUI, “Transformers” star Shia LaBeouf was “pounding shots and acting really crazy” at LA bar Troubadour, spies said. “He was pounding drinks and shots while listening to the band Lemon Sun before he took off,” said one….LaBeouf apparently picked up his partying ways from his father. He tells this month’s Details he used to drink and smoke with his dad, a former heroin junkie who now lives in LaBeouf’s garage. “We would drink together and smoke together, and it’s just a bad deal. It’s not something that is conducive to being a role model…And I don’t know how to do it like a gentleman. I don’t know how to have one drink.”
You know, if he’s expecting me to feel bad when he becomes the Grim Reaper in a Ford F-150 when he drinks because daddy didn’t hug him enough, I’ll just go ahead and apologize in advance. Sorry, asshole. I’m sorry I have to drive a tank or become a mortally wounded police officer who returns to the streets as a super-human cyborg just so I can make it to Target without getting killed by your dumb ass.
LaBeouf on the set of Transformers 2: