Nereida Gallardo is Topless

Nereida Gallardo is the girlfriend of probably the most famous athlete in the world, Manchester United’s Cristiano Ronaldo. She supposedly used to be a nurse, but Ronaldo makes $300,000 a week, so now she just stays in different levels of naked all day. Like last weekend at the beach. Sorry, I didn’t bother to find out where she is in these pictures. Mostly because I was trying to figure what caliber her nipples are. .22? .38? Quite frankly, I don’t see how she feels comfortable with that stopping power. I won’t leave the house with anything less than a .40. Anything less and you just end up wasting bullets. Any really, it’s not polite to more than two holes in someone.

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