After 11 years of marriage, Matthew Broderick finally realized he was married to Sarah Jessica Parker. Star Magazine reports:
In the new issue of Star – on newsstands now – we exclusively report that while the beloved actress was frantically searching for hubby Matthew Broderick one night earlier this year, he was having sex in the city with a gorgeous redhead half his age, the young woman told a friend. After meeting in a bar, Matthew began text messaging the 25-year-old youth counselor, says the woman’s pal. Soon after, the insider claims, they began seeing each other and things got passionate quickly when they met at the Manhattan townhouse of a showbiz friend.”
Matthew Broderick looks like a 7th grade chemistry teacher, but I’m sure he can pull a better quality of ass than Sarah Jessica Parker. Partly because he’s Ferris Bueller, but mostly because Sarah Jessica Parker is really, really ugly. Seriously. I fully expect her car to be powered by the screams of children.
Sarah Jessica Parker at the MLB all-star game on July 21st: