Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman Broke Up



Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman’s reps have confirmed they’ve broken up after five years of dating. Vanity Fair says:

Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”

Yeah right. This is probably another ratings grabber from Jimmy’s show. Next week we’ll see some sketch on Kimmel where Sarah is crapping Jimmy into a toilet and singing,

“I pooped Jimmy Kimmel.
There he is in the bowl.
I shit Jimmy Kimmel.
Went through my colon, he’s still whole.
On my tongue,
down my throat,
and the lil’,
man in the boat.
Wipe my crack,
front to back…”

Okay, I’m done.

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