Jessica Simpson Can Shut Her Face Now



They dropped the anchor, the engines were still going full speed. The yacht kept moving even after the crew did all they could to stop it from crashing into the harbor. Captain Suchandsuch turned the ship against the wind and asked Jessica Simspon to open her mouth. The ship slowed to a full stop just in time. The ship was spared, and no lives were lost that day.

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