Jennifer Lopez is Grande



Jennifer Lopez had a ridiculously fat ass and gigantic thighs before she had twins, so I’m hoping you weren’t expecting anything other than “Jennifer Lopez has a ridiculously fat ass and gigantic thighs” after she had twins. If you were, here she is on July 4th in Portofino, Italy. Sorry. Because I’m pretty sure she might have a blow hole. Unless you’re an Eskimo, I can’t think of any reason to want to stick anything in Jennifer Lopez.

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