Balthazar Getty is Embarrassed




In a shocking development, actor Balthazar Getty has announced in a statement today that his marriage to Rosetta Getty, his wife of eight years and mother of his four children, is over. Man, I wonder if it has anything to do with the billion pictures of him fondling Sienna Miller’s tits? Somebody has to get to the bottom of this! The Daily Mail reports:

Sienna Miller’s lover Balthazar Getty has publicly announced his marriage to Rosetta Getty, the mother of his four children, is over….He said in a statement: ‘The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved. In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further.’”

Balthazar needs to look on the bright side. At least the kids aren’t involved anymore. The bad news is that in 10 years when Sienna Miller is found stuffed in an old refrigerator with a plastic bag over her head, the police will have at least four suspects.

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By todd, July 23, 2008 21 comments