Mini-Me Has a Sex Tape

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This looks like The Crying Game 2. Because the original wasn’t fucked up enough. I’d like to thank Verne Troyer, his lizard tongue, and his … partner … for my anticipated nightmares tonight. I feel like I’m 8 years old again and just saw Poltergeist for the first time. So now I’ll sleep with the light on for a month, have Mommy come over and check the closet for monsters before I go to sleep, and will have a 6 foot “safe zone” on the perimeter of my bed which I’ll jump over and around so whatever lurks beneath the bed won’t pull me underneath it and try to kill me. Thanks again, Mini-Me.

Click here for TMZ’s short clip of the full video that SugarDVD is trying to sell for 100 grand.

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