Jessica Alba is Pregnant in a Bikini



I have no idea what magazine these are from, but here are some pictures of Jessica Alba floating around in a pool recently. Based on my expert analysis, she’s about 62 months pregnant now, and I can’t think of a scenario where that would be healthy. Maybe with gigantic mutant whales or King Kong’s wife. Or if King Kong had a baby with a gigantic mutant whale. Then it would be reasonable for the baby to look like it would be able to pick up a car.

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