Unwed teenager who may or may not have had sex with her producer and is hiding the true identity of the baby’s real father because it would be creepy, Jamie Lynn Spears, welcomed a baby girl this morning via c-section, as predicted. Congratulations! And yes, her name is as stupid as her relatives: Maddie Briann. People reports:
Just the family was there,” says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana hometown. “Everyone is healthy and happy.”
Welcome to the world, Maddie! If I have any advice to offer you as you embark on life’s crazy journey, it’s just believe in yourself and don’t cry when you give your first lapdance. You should charge extra for that.
Britney and family at LAX heading to Kentwood: