Christina Aguilera’s Boobs are a Mess



Chicks with huge racks are God’s precious gift from heaven, but if Christina Aguilera could put on a shirt, that would be great. I’m not sure what the hell has been happening lately, but Christina’s chest looks like a leathery mess of veins and self tanning streaks. And, uh, what are those folds for? Are those supposed to be there? I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure tits aren’t supposed to look like my wallet.

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