E!’s The Awful Truth is reporting that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner may be on the verge of divorce.
Terribly unfortunate scuttlebutt has come my way. Sources insist to me that Jennifer Garner is considering splitting up from her hubby, Ben Affleck. Say it ain’t so, baby-cakes! Nevertheless, waiting on comment now from both parties. Could this be the reason Jen and Ben are always seen cooing over adorable daughter Violet separately, rarely as one happy family unit? Perhaps. And certainly, those who know the former Alias star well insist Ben’s mama has never particularly cared for the gal who broke Michael Vartan’s heart to hook up with Benny-Boy in the first place. Waiting on official PR responses to that little familial naughty nugget as, well, for what it’s worth.”
Ted Casablanca is gay, so I don’t know if I should believe this. It’s a known fact that gays are liars. Why, just today at the pool one told me that my cowboy boots weren’t meant to be worn with swimming trunks. Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, buddy.
The happy couple on June 18th: