Last week, 26 hours of audio from Nick Hogan’s jail phone calls were released that show just how heartbroken and remorseful Nick and the Hogan family are over the fact that John Graziano is a vegetable because traffic laws don’t apply to them. And by “heartbroken and remorseful” I mean “how much money can Nick Hogan make off this?” Bay News 9 really wants you to punch a wall.
Hulk: “Well, I don’t know what type of person John was. Or what he did to get himself in this situation. I know he was pretty aggressive and yelled at people and do stuff. And for some reason God laid some heavy shit on that kid. I don’t know what he was into.”
Nick: “He was a negative person.
Hulk: “He was what?”
Nick: “He was a negative person. Will you work on that Real-Ality deal?”
Nick: “Get that lined up so the minute I walk out…wherever I walk out of it’s there…boom.”
Hulk: “Can you do it while you’re on probation?”
Nick: “Of course.”
Hulk: “Do you want to do it with Pink Sneakers or someone else?”
Nick: “I want to do it where I’ll make the most money.”
In another transcript, Linda Hogan says that John Graziano is a vegetable because of karma. And after her minor collision this weekend, Brooke Hogan repeatedly threw in jabs that she was alive because of her seatbealt. So if you thought the entire Hogan family were insufferable douchebags, congratulations! You were right. I’m pretty sure the devil is going to make sure they get a police escort to hell.
Hulk and Brock visiting Nick in jail: