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Susan Sarandon is only tolerable because she has huge tits, but it’s election time, so not even those can make us ignore her insane illogical ramblings. Liz Smith reports:
She says if John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, “It’s a critical time, but I have faith in the American people.”…What? You thought Susan of all people would be for Hillary Clinton? Well, no. She told John Hiscock: “I thought the whole point of feminism is that you’re not supposed to be defined by gender. I don’t understand the reasoning behind that, because I wouldn’t vote for Condoleezza Rice, and I hated Margaret Thatcher.”
Coincidentally, Sarandon’s husband, Tim Robbins, and many other celebrities said the same thing before George Bush was elected both times. Guess what? They’re still here. I wonder why they haven’t left yet? I don’t know her reasons, but I’m guessing they’re mostly due to the fact that she lives in the fucking United States of America. An illegal immigrant would roll down a barbed wire lined volcano and feed his family to dinosaurs if it meant he could get a job cleaning up cigarette butts in a Denny’s parking lot, but poor Miss Sarandon just won’t be able to go on in her hilltop mansion if Obama isn’t elected. If I turn out to be the winning bid *crosses fingers* for that nuclear missle auction on eBay, I’m gonna have a hard time deciding between Hollywood or Beverly Hills.