Sharon Stlinks

Juliette Lewis is a crazy Scientologist in a bikini (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Star Jones stuffs her fug face at Cannes [Dlisted]
Kim Kardashian Ralph outtakes [Hollywood Tuna]
Celine Dion gets waxy [Just Jared]
Jessica Simpson’s blurry bikini boobs (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Madonna and Mike Tyson are a team [Hollywood Rag]
Jennifer Lopez is still ugly and trying to be famous [Popsugar]
Tila Tequila is tranny looking trash [City Rag]
Katherine Heigl still stinks [Popoholic]
Nicole Richie gets a Golden Pacifier award [ASL]
Indiana Jones box office predictions [Best Week Ever]
Elisha Cuthbert is still an attention whore [Egotastic]
Hayden Panettiere topless Photoshop [EHOWA]

Sharon Stone in Cannes yesterday:

Happy Friday (and Memorial Day), kids!

I had such a crush on George Michael back in the day. Georgie, not all vaginas are nightmares. Mine is an orchid, a lily, a tuberose. How dare you give up on me before I was old enough for you to deflower. It’s your fault my petals don’t stink of Elton John’s butt.

I love Elton, too. Don’t get fussy. Just hush and sing along:

Yeah, I’m sappy tonight. Last addition, then I’ll leave you alone ’til Tuesday:

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